Going Siberian

When you grow your pubes to their full potential.

Jeff: Hey Chris. It looks like they're sending me to Russia for two weeks in October.

Chris: You better start growing your pubes out, man. Sounds like you'll be going Siberian for a while.

by Yes, Jeffinitely August 20, 2011

Siberian AIDS

When your balls get really cold and start shrinking, then you have Siberian AIDS!

Bob: Oh man, it was cold outside last night during football practice.

Steve: Yeah, I think I got Siberian AIDS.

by Des87 October 11, 2016

shmerm

blatant closet case homosexual who is extremely arrogant and self centered, although he may exhibit some heterosexual tendencies the person's desire for people and children of the same sex is undeniable.

"Why is that faggot reading a playboy? Everyone knows that nigga is a shmerm."

"My history teacher just got arrestted for molesting a little boy."
"Well son, I guess he must have been a shmerm."

by Roger Haulenbeek November 9, 2008

Siberian Breaks

The most beautiful song written by the most beautiful band on this entire beautiful planet. A 12 minute and 6 second ear orgasm.

Hottest guy in the world: Wanna have sex?
Average girl: No thanks, I'm listening to Siberian Breaks.

by MGMTtumblrfangirlKaci November 7, 2010

shmerffle

The act of eating one's fart bubble while usually in a bath tub or swimming pool.

"Brosiff, I am the shmerffle king of this pool!"

by Dave Rowe April 7, 2008

Siberian Husky

A demonic little creature who eats your shoes, pees on the floor, and sheds everywhere yet still ends up to be the sweetest dog you'll ever encounter.

Non-husky Owner: omG i looove huskys tehy are the BESTESTIEST dogs everrr

Siberian Husky "owner": He's a lil shit.

by Yogurt the Potato June 2, 2014

shmerp

Shmerp is a verb/noun/adjective/adverb/ and can take the place of any word in the English Language.

“I totally Shmerped that guys computer screen!”
"Shut the Shmerp up!!!"

by speed44558800 October 10, 2014