simar is the rowdiest and funniest guy ever. he also really wants harleen chahal but harleen doesnt know that. which is sadness for simar :
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Get the smarkle mug.When y'all driving around late at night and of you gotta take a piss so you hop out real fast and empty your bladder in under 8 seconds
Ay bruh, I gotta pee real bad, pull over
Aight, it better be a somark power piss tho or I'm leaving your ass behind
Aight, it better be a somark power piss tho or I'm leaving your ass behind
by GucciKing28 September 9, 2018
Get the Somark Power Piss mug.A really beautiful woman or girl, who is surely to catch the attention of every boy around her. Simar can be compared to a diamond, flowers,a rainbow, and anything else beautiful
by aapkabaap September 2, 2014
Get the Simar mug.A wrestling fan who realizes that wrestling is scripted, but still watches it and enjoys it. A smark uses "insider" terms like push, bury, kayfabe, heel, job, etc. , and usually acts in an arrogant manner towards other fans. To be a true smark, you must:
- Hate John Cena wholeheartedly and constantly wine about he only has 5 moves and has a stale character
- Support CM Punk, Dolph Ziggler, and Daniel Bryan, and claim that they deserve better, even when they are champion
- Constantly yell out annoying phrases at WWE shows like "Believe in the Shield!"
- Live in either NYC, Chicago, Philly, Toronto, or London
- Insist on chanting "JBL" even when there is an interesting match going on
- Constantly post spoilers on websites, and then complain when somebody else spoils something for you
All in all, they're just enthusiastic fans who want a better product
- Hate John Cena wholeheartedly and constantly wine about he only has 5 moves and has a stale character
- Support CM Punk, Dolph Ziggler, and Daniel Bryan, and claim that they deserve better, even when they are champion
- Constantly yell out annoying phrases at WWE shows like "Believe in the Shield!"
- Live in either NYC, Chicago, Philly, Toronto, or London
- Insist on chanting "JBL" even when there is an interesting match going on
- Constantly post spoilers on websites, and then complain when somebody else spoils something for you
All in all, they're just enthusiastic fans who want a better product
Joe- Mark
Carl- Smark
Example 1:
Joe: "Hey, Carl, did you see that impressive Attitude Adjustment John Cena just hit on Mark Henry? He's never done that before! I love John Cena, he's the best! He always overcomes the odds!!!"
Carl: ".... Are you an idiot?"
Example 2:
Joe: "I think Shemaus, Cena, and Big Show are great!"
Carl: "Screw you. Go Punk, Ziggler, and Bryan! They should be pushed!"
Carl- Smark
Example 1:
Joe: "Hey, Carl, did you see that impressive Attitude Adjustment John Cena just hit on Mark Henry? He's never done that before! I love John Cena, he's the best! He always overcomes the odds!!!"
Carl: ".... Are you an idiot?"
Example 2:
Joe: "I think Shemaus, Cena, and Big Show are great!"
Carl: "Screw you. Go Punk, Ziggler, and Bryan! They should be pushed!"
by Bob The Guy September 27, 2013
Get the smark mug.Dude, that shitty crunk-core band is selling lines of coke in the spine of their cds cases, now that's smarketing.
by geizo94 December 17, 2009
Get the Smarketing mug.WAMKELEKILE! Simamkele is xhosa name that means “ we welcomed him/her.” it’s a unisex name and it explains briefly how the family welcomed the baby with warm hands
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