signed, sealed, and delivered

an expression which means that a particular matter has been taken care of.

"Hey, did you finalize the purchase of the estate yet?"

"Yep, the title now officially belongs to me.....signed, sealed, and delivered!"

by Bungalow Bill September 4, 2006

signy

Signy normal ya very athletic girl who may show her affection in a physical way by punching people very softly. She had a very slim and sleek figure to her. All the guys are drooling over her but the boys just need to realize that they are being really stupid by waiting so long to talk to her. She is a extremely talented young women and has a lot of potential to do a lot of great things. She is on THE LIST she just doesn't realize it yet.

That girl is really hot I just wish she would change her name to Signy it would be so much hotter!

by Professor relyt December 10, 2013

Sidney the Neck Weasel

A small evil weasel known only to a small cult, the sidneyites, who both worship and fear him in equal measure. Born in Camden, Sidney quickly became king of the weasels until he was stepped on by a goth and killed. However, due to his amazingness, he became a god, and instructed the first sidneyite to skin him and place his hide in a clothes shop. However, due to his insatiable lust for blood and sexual intercourse, Sidney was relegated from god to unspeakable demon of the night and now haunts people in their wildest nightmares. He's Sidney the neck weasel. You wear him like a scarf. He wears your soul like a Justin Hawkins style Jumpsuit. But he doesn't believe in a thing called love. Just violence. Watch out.

"Oh shit, is that Sidney the Neck Weasel I see over there with David Mitchell, Stalking Max and Kim?"

"yeah look, he just ate their feet."

"Oh, shit. Now they're wearing him like a scarf..."

by MaximumDoubleR September 19, 2009

Sidney

A girl who is to die for. She’s so pretty, and will make you laugh any time, any day. She makes you feel comfortable, safe, and just someone you can talk to. She’s not the whole world, but she’s your whole world. If you know a Sidney, keep her close. Don’t hurt her, because she does have a dark side, and if anyone messes with her friends or her, she’ll basically make you pay. Big time. Sidney has a perfect body, makes you just dream about undressing her… Her looks are blinding. She’s so nice, and funny, and sweet, and caring. She’ll do anything to make anyone she loves happy. She’ll always put people first, instead of herself. She’s insecure, and has a rough life. But she hides it, and acts happy, so no one will worry. She’s so much more than I could say in this paragraph. But I love Sidney. If you know one, truly keep her by your side. Maybe you don’t see her that way now, but trust me you will.

Jamie: Who’s that?

Jason: that’s my girlfriend, Sidney.

Jamie: Dude she’s so pretty I’m jealous

Jason: yeah be jealous, she’s mine.

Sidney: oh shut up Jason. Jamie your prettier. Let’s go to class now.

Jamie: Alright see that Jason? She thinks I’m prettier, I might just faint!

Jason: I fainted when I first saw her. I love you Sidney.

Sidney: I love you too Jason.

by rsicheng_ January 25, 2022

Signe

The name of the best friend that anyone could ever ask for. She over worries about the ones that she loves and she cares about everyone close to her. She's good at everything and everybody loves her. If you get the chance to get to know a Signe, then do it.

"Signe is just the sweetest! She's always so nice."

"You're so sweet. What's your name?"
"Signe."
"That explains everything."

by scandinavianbrunette September 22, 2014

Silk and satin, signed wit a patent

Pimp shit, basically. Slick talk so smooth that it's swagger jacker-proof. Slick talk so prolific and profound that muthafuckas can't just bite off that shit, cuz it's in ya, not on ya.

First Guy: "Kristine Ngo got that slick talk down on her blog."

Second Guy: "Yeah but she can't spit game like a true playa."

First Guy: "What the fuck you talkin' bout? Women invented the game. And her mouthpiece is silk and satin, signed wit a patent, daddy."

by omnimetaversal aka T-Money May 26, 2010

Sidney

A fun caring guy who would love a girl unconditionally. He is musically talented and has a witty sense of humour. May seem quiet at first, but may not be the best person to entrust with secrets. Sidney is an awesome friend that is bound to make you smile and have lots of girls falling for him.

Marry a sidney one day!

by aaaaannnon November 11, 2016