Sigmund Fruits

People who insist on telling you about their dreams.
A unique breed of storytellers who make the mistake of thinking the subconscious dream world of ominous attics, giant tadpoles, and naked public speaking events is interesting to anyone other than their shrink.
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Sigmund Freud

Austrian psychiatrist, lived 1856-1939. Came up with things like the 'Oedipus complex', where apparently young males can become jealous of the father and want to fuck their own mothers. In my opinion, that could only happen if I were suddenly adopted by one of the Olsen twins... Hey! They're 18 now, it's open season!
If I could go back in time, I would go visit Sigmund Freud and kick him in the balls for being so stupid
by Quicksand Jesus May 09, 2004
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Full Sigmund

This is a variation of Full Send used by Twitch streamer AvoidingThePuddle. Someone in chat got autocorrected by their machine and sent a message that said Full Sigmund instead of Full Send, thus creating this term.
Mostly new people will ask during the break for it's meaning, self reporting that they're new and getting banned for being new since they don't know that questions aren't allowed.
"Last night on Carl, there were 2 survivors left on the stage and I went Full Sigmund on that other dude with my Afghani Rocket Launcher."
by Sothx November 11, 2022
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sigmund freud

SickMan Freud - lunatic obsessed with fucking his mother.

The only important this is that he discovered the unconscious mind.

other then that, he was gay and was in love with Carl Jung. Most don\'t know it.
So,,,,you want to have sex with your mother?
by Light. April 27, 2005
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Sigmund Freud

A psychologist who thought that anybody with any psychological problem must've had a problem in one or more of the following areas: sex/sexual development, their relationship with their mother, and potty training,
"Sigmund Freud thinks everything can be linked back to sex, someone should really psychoanalylize him!"
by Bphillllllllll December 27, 2016
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Sigmund Freud

Crikey! I now realise that when I wrote the above, those little minx's were still on the jailbait side of their 18th birthday... I'm utterly utterly ashamed of myself!

I blame Sigmund Freud, because he was a cunt!
Fuck you, Sigmund Freud!
by Quicksand Jesus June 14, 2004
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Sigmund Freud

"Father, i want to kill you, And Mother, i want to fuck you all night long"

-Sigmund Freud, no wait, that was Jim Morrison.
by Sigmund'sMomHasGotitGoingOn August 07, 2022
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