sidehawks

When you're too punk to just have one mohawk, so you grow sidehawks too.
Stupid as fuck.

Makes your balls smaller, according to the mohawk-penis connection.

Dubs: Some guy told me he'd give me $10 if I cut my sidehawks off! hurrrrr
Orchid: So did you?
Dubs: Noooooo!!!1111
Orchid: Damn.
Everyone else: Damn

by hai_bai March 7, 2011

sidejacked

When someone is taking a photo of themselves, and you get in the picture right next to them at the last second.

I was taking a photo of myself to send to my boyfriend and Amy totally sidejacked me.

by madmikeone July 3, 2008