Sidewinder

when a guy has a boner but it sticks off to the side.

I was at the beach and i saw this guy with speedo and he had a crazy sidewinder.

by TickleMeElmo14 February 10, 2014

sidewinders

I dont' know. Billy Joel's "Still Rock-n-Roll to me" has the lyric......."how about a pair of pink sidewinders and a bright orange pair of pants.....you could be a real Beau Brummel baby if ya just give it half a chance......What are sidewinders?

What are sidewinders

by Mojo1088 July 31, 2011

sidewinders

noun. A pair of female breasts, or nipples, that do not point in the same direction.

"Hey, look at this picture dude, her tits point in different directions"
"Ugh, sidewinders, I hate that shit"

by Tom September 23, 2005

sidewinder

a turd so massive that it hits the toilet water while still coming out of your ass and then wraps itself around the bowl

Damn, I just left a sidewinder that wouldn't go down when I flushed, I hadda use the plunger to break it up and flush again

by Skell February 12, 2008

Sidewinder

A penis that slants towards one side or another. Probably from excessive masturbation.

Yo Rafi, how big is your schlong?
It’s 6 inches normally, but since I developed a sidewinder, it’s 4.5.

Damn, that sucks, Olga must not like it.

by Timothy Vanscoy February 15, 2018

Sidewinder

Someone who occupies the public bathroom stall immediately next to you, even when there are many others available.

I was the only person in the airport bathroom, so I was taking a #2 when some Sidewinder decided they needed to use the stall right next to me.

by Myrtle Groggins March 10, 2010

Sidewinder

A sex move where a female does a levitating 360 degree spin while the male thrusts into the vagina of said female.

Erik was amazed at the sidewinder move Kate performed on him. So amazed he forgot that they were siblings. That's when papa John walked in...

by Marginallyclean August 21, 2017