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counting shoulders

its a term used to put your arm around someone. you start with counting ur far shoulder away from them as one, two which is the closest one to them, 3 their first and 4th the farthest one on the other side and keep ur arm around them
have you ever counted shoulders before?”
“dude, i just used the counting shoulders trick on katie and it worked!”
by kathryn money September 25, 2018
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Should just work

What a Sales Engineer says when he/she assumes a solution to solve a highly complex problem will actually work. The solution always ends up working when these words are uttered during a customer call.
Customer: Are you sure this derived credential solution that has never been tested in production will actually work with our use case?
Sales Engineer: It should just work.
by Luke The Hutt April 10, 2020
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Shoulder Shaking

Shoulder shaking is stimulation of the genitals with the hand for sexual pleasure.
by Specs Gonzalez January 28, 2020
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Shmule Bar

Another name for a nic stick, chooch, smack, vape
Cheddy let me tap the Shmule bar
by Jmpmarciano June 5, 2022
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boulder shoulder

when a mans shoulders are so big they look like theyre from minecraft
hey blake you have boulder shoulder
by dereki long nuts March 3, 2015
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should of

Wrong writing and saying of 'should have'
Many people mishear 'should've' and hear 'should of' instead. Same procedure with 'must've' and 'could've'
I should of learnt some better English.
by satrox October 17, 2012
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"Shoulda Rolled" guy

A person that gives unwanted and unsolicited advice while he watches others play a game he is highly proficient at.

Coined by Egoraptor of Game Grumps when playing Super Smash Bros, warning his viewers that he was only playing for fun, and that savvy players should avoid microscopic critique of his play in the comments section. It happened anyway.
Player 1: (Makes a common mistake)
"Shoulda Rolled" Guy: "You should've rolled."
Player 1: "Shut the fuck up and let me play."

Egoraptor: "He had this whole essay of advice and even offered to train me."
JonTron: "Wait, seriously!?"
Egoraptor: "Ugh, I just KNEW there was gonna be one of those people, a fucking 'Shoulda Rolled' guy."
by Vid-szhite May 18, 2014
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