Shomf

Slang for the male reproductive organ. Can be diverse in use as a noun, adjective and or verb. Literal meaning is objective and in terms of ones own discretion.

"That guy is a total shomf!"
"That chick is shomfable."
"I stayed up all night shomfing and watching law and order."

by Erich S, Jacob H , Terri B August 1, 2008

Shoman

The epitome of swagg. If you have reached the state known as "Shoman", your life is complete.

Dude, that guy was in completely Shoman last night. Too bad he lost it the next day.

by AAAtriple February 16, 2010

shomit

The most common occurance of shomitting usually happens after or during a heavy night of drinking. The excess alcohol causes the victim to power spew. As the abdominal muscles contract in an effort to expell all your stomach contents out your mouth, unfortunately this abdominal contraction also encourages any poop chambered in your chute to also be expelled at the same time....

Can also occur if you get food poisoning and suffer from IBS.

Jenny: I need to spew

John: I'll hold your hair back

Jenny: Aaaaaarrghhhhh

John: Holey shit, did you just shomit....that's disgusting.

by Lenbot February 18, 2010

Shomari

A guy who’s black and has big balls

Man that guy’s Shomari is showing

by earnest u mama September 29, 2019

Pulled a Shlomo

To face plant on the ice while ice-skating

Did you see Jerry he just pulled a Shlomo out there

by Mangathings March 20, 2023

Shmomosexual

The New York Observer describes a “shmomosexual” as a “Joe Shmo” kind of guy — only gay — who’s a little too smart, dresses sloppy and is utterly untelegenic.

Joe Shmo: someone so asinine, ridiculous and absurd their mere presence bothers anyone in the room. (The Urban Dictionary)

Telegenic: Having a physical appearance and exhibiting personal qualities that are deemed highly appealing to television viewers.

Jenna: I ran into my ex-boyfriend yesterday.
Markus: So... how did it go?
Jenna: Awful! Since we broke, due to his affair with Ronald, he has become 100% shmomosexual... I can´t forgive me for being with such an ass.

by rperazag May 5, 2010

shwoman

A first year female college student, short for freshwoman.

I hear the senior QB has been seen around campus with a hot little shwoman!

by talk2me-JCH2 March 28, 2021