Skunk Pussy Albatross 

TWAT

"You're a skunk pussy albatross"

"Get away from me you skunk pussy albatross"

Emma1: "Oh my Emma he was such a skunky pussy albatross!"

Emma2 "Yes indeed Emma he certainly was a skunk pussy albatross!"

Skunk Pussy Albatross by The REAL JakeBall July 25, 2012

Pussy shank 

When you are having sex with a girl and your dick goes completely in and completely out.

"Brad said when he pussy shanked this girl it felt weird."

Pussy shank by Zach2k8 December 29, 2007

Pussy Shank 

Whenever you are having sex and your dick keeps going in and out of the girls pussy.

"Brad was pussy shanking this chick and said it felt really weird"

Pussy Shank by Zach2k8 December 28, 2007

Skunk Puss 

A phrase used to describe female with a toxic, foul smelling vagina that rivals the Chernobyl accident. Don't be fooled by the cover of the book here, bros. Typically Skunk Puss is experienced in women you bring home from the bars or clubs so proceed with caution.

Guy 1: Hey Derp, look at that those two chicks sitting by themselves. We should go talk to them and see if we can pull some random strange tonight.

Guy 2: Thats not random strange bro. I know one of those chicks. The one on the left is herpette, Derp herpsons Ex GF. She's got mad skunk puss dude. And if she's got it I dont trust any Scally wags she hangs out with either.

Guy 1: Ah shit, good call Derp. We better Evac this Haz waste containment.

Skunk Puss by Sir Derp of herppington October 15, 2011

skunkpussy 

Female you wouldn't touch with a barge-pole. Slut. Whore.

Possibly a prostitute, crack-head, shoplifter or some other filthy low-life that wouldn't bother washing her fanny (not that i've got anything against these types of people you understand).

Made famous by Robert de niro in taxi driver.

Punter: 'How much for CIM?'

Streetgirl: '£15'

Punter: 'How much to sniff your minge?'

Streetgirl: 'Er, I've just had 3 truckers gangbang me bareback, so you'll probably want to avoid that whole area!'

Punter: 'Nice one....I love sloppy seconds, how much to eat you out?'

Streetgirl: 'Er, it'll be extra since you're into it!'

Punter: 'You fucking skunkpussy !!!! ....oh go on then."

skunkpussy by iainus maddismus December 19, 2006