Panic Shagging

The frantic last few one night stands as university is coming to a end.

Nick was out panic shagging last night

by cd987654321 June 12, 2009

Butt Snugging

Non-sexual snuggling between two men. Both men strip naked. The snugee gently spreads his cheeks and the snugger places his johnson in between them, then spooning and snuggling commences. This technique can be used to stay warm in survival situations.

Andrew and I were lost in the woods overnight. The only way to avoid freezing to death was butt snugging.

by fkndskvjsfnvkne September 19, 2016

beer slugging percentage

A calculation to estimate the power of a beer drinker. Determined by the following formula:

(Strength of beer in ABV / 5) * number of 12 ounce beers consumed

This gives a accurate calculation of the true beer consumption power of a drinker expressed in number of standard strength (5% ABV) beers.

Similar to the slugging percentage calculation in baseball, where a players total bases are divided by his at bats to estimate the power of a hitter.

Tony: Ouch my head.

Ron: Looked like a slow night for you last night. I only saw you drink 7 beers

Tony: Naw, man I was wasted drinking some hellacious barley wine. My Beer Slugging Percentage was like 14.28.

by mr dunderbak May 11, 2013

shagging a bicycle

To describe sex with a thin woman.

“Some of these supermodels, they don’t look healthy. I don’t fancy that. It would be like shagging a bike”

by cracky March 1, 2003

shigging

shigging (shig-ging) , 1. v. to enter a persons BBQ site with intent of stealing BBQ secrets in an effort to improve one's own BBQ score. 2. v. to position one's self to view the contents of the inside of a fellow competitors BBQ pit when it is opened

Their BBQ team could write a book about shigging other teams recipes and techniques.

by ACrom13 April 7, 2010

slugging percentage

1. A measure of determining sexual scoring prowess calculated by dividing total bases(1B=kissing, 2B=touching, 3B=oral, 4B=Sex) by the number of dated partners.

2. In baseball, a statistic to gauge power by dividing total bases by at bats.

After five dates and only one boob touch, John finished the 2010 dating season with a paltry .200 slugging percentage. However, he slugged a whopping .886 in for his company softball team.

by kris takahashi April 16, 2010

Smugging

the abbreviation for 'smuggling watermelons', a dance created in spring 2010 by 2B but performed by knott as a whole. the dance corresponds with song progressions in datsik's magnum opus 'havoc'. the dance was so named due to similarities to smuggling watermelons from a grocery store. every sunday after mass, knott men converge in the second floor lounge to smug. it is an expression of brotherhood and true jugg life

guy 1: did you smug last night?
guy 2: yeah dude i love smugging

by flamshiz November 6, 2011