Steemer

A Scottish slang adjective to describe someone who is out of their face drunk.

Anne: I drank sooo much last night!
Jenny: Aye, you were the steemer of the group!

by Scottishgal747 February 23, 2011

Shleemer

A bad ass chick with a bad ass penis

vagina tree/shleemer

by bumfights101 September 7, 2010

Stanley Steemer

Filling the office Vacuum Cleaner or Steam Cleaner with shit, as a result, putting loads of feces into the Office Carpets, making the Janitor's job worse.

Chad: I pulled a Stanley Steemer on the Janitor.
Mike: nice one dude

by OhioButtholeTicklingBandit January 18, 2023

Chicago Steemer

When a man has steaming diarrhea on a girls chest and then procedes to tittyfuck her.

That horny bitch let me give her a Chicago Steemer

by RASTABOOM May 22, 2010

keblin steemer

The act of taking a shit on a woman's chest and eating the shit off of the woman's chest

I took a keblin steemer on my sisters friend

by Therealansweresomefromme16935 November 27, 2014

Madison Steemer

When a rando blacks out and shits all over your bathroom rug at 3:30 am.

This man had the audacity to lay down a Madison Steemer and only say “That’s not cool man”.

by badger48 October 25, 2020

stanely steemer

Piss in a coffee cup and shit in the filter of an expresso machine, brew the shit and froth the piss. Mix the two into a stately steemer and enjoy with your partner.

Honey, will you please brew up a stanely steemer please?

by Stewart Pendus January 14, 2024