shrimpy jalepeño

(noun)
a euphemism regarding small male genitalia

Them: So I heard you had sex with Nick last night ;)
Me: Yeah... never doing that again. That boy has one shrimpy jalepeño!

by Ms. Jalapeño February 24, 2021

Shrimpy

A 3-4 inch tall weapon-loving Mastermind, with an insane desire to take over the world.

Shrimpy

by evil geinous of pittsburg April 15, 2009

Shrimpy

A male with a abnormally small penis. Gets called a variety of names such as Shrimpy, Shrimp Dick, or Small Fry. And he normally claims he has a large dick... do you though?

“Hey Shrimpy you got a girlfriend yet”
“I wish, not with my little guy”

by Shrimpdickwillie69 December 22, 2017

shrimpy dimpy

Brown to black uncircumcised penis that commonly curves down

Yo me and Steven went fishing with our shrimpy dimpys this weekend !

by BabyZay December 30, 2020

Shrimpy

the sexiest person on earth.

Tree: I wish I was cool like shrimpy.
Shrimpy: BUT YOU'RE NOT. Fker still loves you.
Tree: *cries*
Fker: My name isn't fker! ;

by ronbonlulz September 25, 2007

Stay Shrimpy

stay shrimpy is something that legends say, if you watch the norris nuts you probably know what i’m talking about! it was made by biggy norris <3

“stay shrimpy legends!”

by jules :) August 4, 2021

shrimy

prettiest girl with the cutest smile in the whole fuckin world

hello this is cuteness i mean shrimy

by aalsii February 27, 2022