Shrekism

A religion based on Shrek where some kid named Logan doesn’t exist.

Omg shrekism is a super dope religion

by SquardWed December 26, 2019

Shrekism

A cult who worships their master shrek!!!!!!

“Wow who are those people?”
“Oh they are apart of a cult called shrekism and they worship shrek”

by Lee:) August 4, 2022

Shrekism Ritual

The only way, to keep Farquism away.

Go outside where cement is, grab a peice of chalk, draw a circle, and put a pencil in the middle.
Repeat these words 70 times:

¨Shrek is love, Shrek is life.¨

And all Farquism is gone.

Steven: I just did the Shrekism Ritual last night!

by IhopeIdrinkwater May 1, 2022

Shrekisode

To watch a video and/or episode of Shrek, the fictional creature that resigns in a swamp with his friend "Donkey"

"Dude, did you catch last nights Shrekisode?"

by John Tron Of Lawns July 2, 2014

Shreksmas

It’s like Christmas but with Shrek, and it’s more fun, fresh and green. People typically eat onions because they symbolize the layers of the ogres. A lot of people visit Far Far Away to remember the sacrifice that Shrek made for all of us Shrektarians.

Person 1: Omg, I’m so excited for Shreksmas this year!
Person 2: Me too!! My mom makes a mean raw onion, it’s so good!

by shrekismygod April 24, 2019

Shrekistan

Where all the ogres live

Person 1: Ogres do not exist
Person 2: Go to Shrekistan

by Urban Dictionary User 77472918 January 22, 2018

Shrekkism

Shrekkism (or shrekkyism) is the name of the religion that believes/warships the one true god, Shrek. Shrekkism is about Shrek, and his battle to save the world from the evil demon, fairy god mother. We pray to Shrek, then thank the lord and eat an onion. And as always, it's not over, it is all ogre. Shrek is love, Shrek is life

-smart 🅱️🅾️ℹ: My religion is shrekkism
Dum🅱️🅰️ss: shrekkism? Wut dat is?
Smart 🅱️🅾️ℹ: omae wa mu, shinderu

Dum🅱️🅰️ss *dies*

by hugegay May 30, 2018