It’s likeChristmas but with Shrek, and it’s more fun, fresh and green. People typically eat onions because they symbolize the layers of the ogres. A lot of people visit Far Far Away to remember the sacrifice that Shrek made for all of us Shrektarians.
Person 1: Omg, I’m so excited for Shreksmas this year!
Person 2: Me too!! My mom makes a mean raw onion, it’s so good!
Shrekkism (or shrekkyism) is the name of the religion that believes/warships the one true god, Shrek. Shrekkism is about Shrek, and his battle to save the world from the evil demon, fairy god mother. We pray to Shrek, then thank the lord and eat an onion. And as always, it's not over, it is all ogre. Shrek is love, Shrek is life
-smart 🅱️🅾️ℹ: My religion is shrekkism
Dum🅱️🅰️ss: shrekkism? Wut dat is?
Smart 🅱️🅾️ℹ: omae wa mu, shinderu