Shreked

The act of inserting green food coloring into your dick hole, and then nutting green on a girls face.

Bro, I shreked on this girl last night... she didn't even see it coming.

by XXSavage69 March 6, 2018

Shreked

Being so fucking high you literally feel like you’re in shrek.

Dude, that cart is so fire. I’m shreked asf

by anonymous September 20, 2020

Shreked

When you take a watery shit so bad it wrecks the toilet causing it to resemble Shreks swamp

i shreked my toilet after eating all those wings last night

by SweetLifeOfBlackAndChody December 1, 2019

Shreked

The act of fucking her right in the pussy, pull it out right at the cumshot you yell, " shhh it's all ogre now!!"

I got shreked last night man, his pull outgame is strong!

by Arael67 February 7, 2015

Shreked

Adjective- Shreked: meaning being completely fucked. Derived from the word "rekt", the meme community decided to add the "sh" sound at the start, amplifying it's meaning.

"dude, that cold completely shreked my head..."

by Knyle December 9, 2019

Shreked

When you get wrecked so hard it's as ugly as shrek.

alt: super wreked

damn malphite just penta killed them, they got shreked.

by RangaTempest January 16, 2017

Shreking

You know this feeling late at night when you can't sleep, because of the crazy desire to eat ALL the chocolate left in your cupboard? This is shreking!

The tastiest meal, isn't It?

Lara has been shreking last night.
You want to lose weight? Maybe you should at least stop shreking ?!
Shreking is my hobby.

Again shreking last night? Oh God, you are hopeless.
Come on, Cara... Models are not shreking.

by Ksusha April 11, 2019