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shplong

shplong is the word used for sex in the bathtub.
‘oh i’m going for a cheeky shplong with the wifey
by crazygal88 July 9, 2022
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Sploon

sploon (noun); verb, splooned, splooning, adj sploony

noun (onomatopoeic)

1. A dreadful painful wailing whooping noise specifically on the guitar, often heard during a preposterously self indulgent guitar solo. always out of context to the music being played and often with the use of a whammy bar.
"Whoa did you hear that total sploon from Stevie fucking Vye there? - He's playing the hokey-cokey at a third birthday party - not fucking Madison Square Garden!"
by Jock Ferrie June 12, 2013
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sploon too

an other word for splatoon 2
Person 1:hey wanna sploon too
Person 2:naw ima fortnut
Person 1:oh k.
by IcySand May 25, 2018
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shploink

I made it up. I don't know what it means, but it makes me smile.
SHPLOINK!!! yes that's it
by Randizzle August 31, 2004
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sploona

terriffic, splendid
That cheese I ate was sploona!
by Briana and Jenny August 9, 2008
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Shploin

A mysterious, contrived body part of the male/female anatomy.
"I'm going to shlabang your shploin"
by premed4.0life December 11, 2009
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shpooner

When you are spooning someone so tightly and deeply that you become furnaced and feel like you’re in a bath.
Babe, I’m cold. Let me get up in your shpooner.
by Lucyworm April 16, 2021
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