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schplimpton

A character who people are overly concerned with to the point where they read into his moods and actions, ascribing them values on a clinical, mental health basis.....in addition to an approval rating where things are loosely based around misconceptions of whats acceptable and not a big deal in society.......
"There goes that schplimpton, he aced his test that one day, and then got a d the next.....what a disgrace (goes back to ruptured septic line caused by stupid old hands)"

-Libertarian so-cal
by underqueerthrin December 7, 2010
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schplimpton

A character who people are overly concerned with to the point where they read into his moods and actions, ascribing them values on a clinical, mental health basis.....in addition to an approval rating where things are loosely based around misconceptions of whats acceptable and not a big deal in society.......
"There goes that schplimpton, he aced his test that one day, and then got a d the next.....what a disgrace (goes back to ruptured septic line caused by stupid old hands)"

-Libertarian so-cal
by underqueerthrin December 7, 2010
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schplimpton

A character who people are overly concerned with to the point where they read into his moods and actions, ascribing them values on a clinical, mental health basis.....in addition to an approval rating where things are loosely based around misconceptions of whats acceptable and not a big deal in society.......
"There goes that schplimpton, he aced his test that one day, and then got a d the next.....what a disgrace (goes back to ruptured septic line caused by stupid old hands)"

-Libertarian so-cal
by underqueerthrin December 7, 2010
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Shlimp

In Rainbow Six Seige when all of your teams support operators use their abilities. Works every time.
“Boys we’re going for a push! Commence a Shlimp!!!
by FlintySpark026 June 6, 2018
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Shlimp

An adjective used to describe someone who is cracked af at a specific thing.
“Dude I just killed 10 people”
Holy shit youre shlimp”
by shlimpman June 15, 2021
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Shlimp

A word used to describe someone cracked as fuck.
“Bro i scored a hattrick
Goddamn youre shlimp”
by shlimpman June 15, 2021
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Splimpus

A Splimpus is an orgy that is performed by grocery workers, where they take cucumbers and carrots and shove said items up a consenting shopper's asshole, and then add those items to their total cost.
Grocery Worker: That will be $256.74, sir.
Shopper: Damn, I don't have the money, is there another method of payment?
Grocery: No, but me and my buds can give you a Splimpus, if you want.
Shopper: Hell yeah!
Narrator: And then they performed the grandest Splimpus to ever exist. His total cost was now $274.63.
by SkunkMcFuckboy September 28, 2021
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