Showerjack

To steal shower first even though another roommate or family member is getting ready for a shower, leaving them to wait impatiently for you in their bathrobe or towel.

Just as Tina prepared to enter the bathroom, she could hear that her roommate had showerjacked, and was stuck waiting for another hour.

by Snoopy Snoopy Poop Dogg April 25, 2011

showerfume

to use excessive perfume instead of showering.

Man , Jenny should take a real bath instead of a showerfume , she stinks !

by dany v. October 22, 2007

Showfuck

Showfuck(s), noun: A person or group of persons engaged in idiotry while trying to look hip/artistic/cool/relevant.

Related forms: showfuckery.

Christian Dior's Sauvage ad campaign is a case of ignorant showfuckery. Why, Johnny Depp, why?

by Mrs. Bad Baptist September 1, 2019

shovelfuck

To mess someone up with a shovel.

Often used by males, in a derogatory sexual context, where one would prefer to fuck the girl with a shovel as opposed to engage in sexual intercourse.

Andy: Oh man... check her out! You gotta hit that!
Jacob: Oh god. Someone needs to shovelfuck her good.

by Gabe Swinton January 7, 2009

SomerFuck

a hoe you bang when it is summer

Laura Pamela Bellido-Maniau was my SomerFuck

by IfUcKeDlAuRaPaMeLa January 9, 2012

showerface

Originated on the streets of Southgate, North East London, meaning a person who can be upholded to being on top of his/her game.

A showerface is like a symbol, an icon of his/her area who people can't question, but just admire. Used widely in GRIME lyrics by the like of KANO, WILEY, SKEPTA, BIMAL and many others.

people now utilise the word to describe the leader or a person with influence.

'whats up showerface?' or 'whens the showerface coming' or that man's a true showerface.

by joshiman June 4, 2007