Shwastered

it's a combination of the words: Sloshed, Hammered, Wasted, Ripped, Euphoric, Destroyed. Basically it decribes being drunk in the utmost emphasis, and also can be utilized when stating you want to get drunk. I.E. let's get crunk.

when i got back home i was totally shwastered, and couldn't bang this chick

by Swiftverbicide December 14, 2009

Dr Stowaters

A very racist youtuber. He says the n-word all the tim

some guy: im going to watch Dr Stowaters
me: dont he will say the n-word
the guy: *Dies from racism*

by Svooper February 28, 2022

shwater fairy

A fairy that lives primarily in toilets and sewers.

Dude, there is a huge shwater fairy sitting on your toilet bowl.

by Haje June 11, 2010

showter

Someone who shits in the shower while intoxicated

"You're a showter sir!"
"Who was the big showter last night?"
"I swear I'm not a showter! Although, I did wake up in just my boxers this morning......Nah, it definitely wasn't me!"

by Brittany Hatfield and Andrew Munger July 26, 2008

Showsterbate

To perform the act of masturbation in the shower

At camp, ethan showsterbated which wasn't cool because it was the only open shower.

by Riley Langburt February 18, 2009

swaltered

Absolutely roasted. It's that warm the shweat is running up the chicks of your arse

It's so warm, I'm swaltered!

by Share a coke with feck off July 21, 2014

Showmaster

Someone who outwardly appears to be charitable, decent and successful but is actually just keeping up a mendacious ‘show’.

In order to function in the wider world, a Showmaster will try to constantly emanate such qualities as kindness, honesty and generosity whilst concealing the dishonesty, avarice and selfishness which defines their true self.

Showmasters should not be confused with simple liars. The duplicitous nature of the Showmaster’s existence requires great bravado and intricate planning. The effort that goes into maintaining their web of deceit should not be underestimated.

We all know a Showmaster or two but spotting them can be very difficult.

“Nobody new David was a bigamist until both wives turned up at his funeral. What a Showmaster!”

by cardman December 9, 2008