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Show Choir

A group for closeted men and girls who can’t sing; joined so that they can say they’re in a “sport” even though none of them can run a 50 meter.
Student 1: I fucking hate that kid.
Student: yeah he’s in Show Choir to make it worse
Student 1: what a fag
by Yeagerboii May 20, 2024
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Show Choir Hangover

Show Choir Hangover - n.

A feeling when a member of show choir is still feeling the effect of show choir Saturday. Basically extra tiredness throughout the weekend.
Oh dude, I have a nasty show choir hangover!
This show choir hangover is killing me. At least I had fun performing.
by samyoungftw February 10, 2020
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1. A group of girls and girly boys in violently sparkly costumes with pretty voices and mad dancing skills.
2. A group of girls in violently sparkly costumes with pretty voices and mad dancing skills.
3. A group of girly boys in violently sparkly costumes with pretty voices and mad dancing skills.
See show choir.
Innocent bystander #1: Oh look at those people, they're covered from head to toe in sequins!
Innocent bystander #2: Yeah, they must be in showchoir.
by zoe December 13, 2003
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The most fucking AWESOME thing in the world. We showchoir kiddies dance and sing and perform, and the choir teachers love us. People think that it isn't a sport, but they can SUCKIT~ because they know that we are awesome and they are just jealous... :)
YOU: -after showchoir performance- *walks up to our showchoir and snaps fingers in my face* HELLOOO?! Boring showchoir person? Listen to me, you sparkling SMURF.
ME: Oh, HELL naw. :|
(the showchoir circles you as I kick your lilly ass)
YOU: I'm sorry!!!!!
ME: *laughs maliciously, wringing hands* I didn't hear you...
by O_o_I'm_a_freak_o_O April 14, 2009
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a group of awesome girls who sing and dance and parade around in sequined vests and silver flowy skirts.
dude. those girls are singing! and dancing! and they're sequined-y!

total showchoirness...
by ZOEwasHerNAMEo May 20, 2005
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the most evil conniving bastards you'll ever meet in school

embarrassed to be around people who cant sing

almost always a teachers pet
1: i saw lindsey trying not to laugh at some freshman during rehearsal

2: isn't she a showchoir kid?
by lithiumionbatteryeater September 29, 2023
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