Northern Shoveler

When you’re with your girl and it’s the middle of winter in the UP and you gotta shovel the snow before you can have sex on the ice of lake superior

“Bro I had to pull a northern shoveler last year and I got my dick stuck on the ice. Luckily Sandy had to pee so we got it off pretty easy”

by Oenari October 1, 2021

creepy shoveler

One who steps into a room and immediately gives off a "pervert" or "weirdo" vibe.

Often a creepy shoveler will make an audible wheezing sound when they breathe. Dirt under the finger nails is also common.

A creepy shoveler is usually a loner, has bad hygene, makes inapropriate remarks regularly. Almost always male.

France has an unusually high ratio of creepy shovelers to the general population.

That freak groped me on the way to the bathroom...what a creepy shoveler.

by Joe and Mandy Yasinski December 30, 2003

Shomelette

A type of breakfast made from the bowels of your lover. You fuck your partner up the ass until you get an ass gape big enough to put ingredients in. Once the hole is big enough you crack open an egg and pour the yolk in and add whatever else you like on your Omelette's. Once all the ingredients are in the asshole you resume making love to your partner up the ass. Then when you feel like you have mixed the ingredients well enough you have your partner shit it out onto a frying pan and you fully cook the egg. Eat once all raw meats or eggs are fully cooked. Bon Appetite!

"Dude i was fucking my girlfriend and she asked for a Shomelette!"

"Oh man my ass hurts from that Shomelette last night..."

by Jake Kocaine January 13, 2009

Shoveler

The person in a group of friends - typically when the group is eating pizza or any similar food - who decides to reach for the dipping sauce with the slice, and in turn pulls the dip entirely out of your ability to reach for it.

Joey: "Jordan, if I'm already completely wasted, why the hell would you shovel the garlic dip out of my range of reach?!"
Jordan: "Damn son, sorry for being a shoveler."

by Joey Steel September 12, 2009

shoveltooth

A somewhat derogatory term for a person of Eastern Asian or Oriental heritage. This is due to the "shovel" shape of the teeth of a people once classified anthropologically as Mongoloid. Plural form: shovelteeth.

"None of those shovelteeth know how to drive."
"That's some good shoveltooth food."

by Alexander "Alpha X-Ray" June 13, 2008

Shit shoveler

Someone who likes to take part in gay anal sex.

Jonathan: I really want Kieran's dick in my ass.
Denholm: Eww, go away you shit shoveler!!!

by hyphenhyphenhyphen July 14, 2011

shit shoveler

A Gay ass raming person.
A boner riding bastard.

U shit shoveling fuck

by Ass man November 27, 2003