Shortridge Academy

A Therapeutic Boarding school for high schoolers where you are usually forced to come too, residing in NH. You can work on emotional issues and such. Usually you get sent for abusing substances, and being depressed or out of control in your life. The stay ranges from 14-18 months.

Person 1: Wheres Eleanor?
Person 2: O she get to Shortridge Academy for drinking too much.
Person 1: That sucks.
Person 2: Yeah its ok she will probably be back in 6 months for a home visit.
Person 1: HEYUP!

by Rambology June 1, 2010

Shorterism

a word to praise to our god shorter wong.

hey what’s your religion?

“oh mines is shorterism!”

by shorterswife November 3, 2020

I apologize for all my shortcomings

The Gentlemen way of saying

"Sorry, I don't think or act like an asshole like yourself"

"I just don't understand how you can vote for Sanders!" Said the Republican

"I apologize for all my shortcomings." Replied the Millenial

by Nice cup of me September 24, 2016

SHOUTCRIME!

An incident or crime that the media jumps on and inflates the importance of to fit their narrative. (usually along racial lines) Opposite of a hushcrime.

Duke LaCrosse "rape" case (fake) was a SHOUTCRIME!. Cleveland, Texas rape case (real) was a hushcrime.

by bookworm1635 May 13, 2021

Shortimus Maximus

Someone whose height directly affects his/her attitude; because they are short they act like a total DICK-tator; like Napolean or short man's syndrome.

"Oh, sh*t! Here comes the Shortimus Maximus, Emperor of Douche-dom."

by CostumeJinx October 23, 2011

shartcramp

Shartcramp...that moment of total body paralysis when you realize you sharted and are afraid to move because a clump of turd may roll down your pants leg and be seen by your friends and or coworkers...can also apply to being afraid to move after afore mentioned shart due to fear of movement possibly wafting your stank around the room...

I had to sneeze while experiencing a full on shartcramp and was sure I'd turn my underwear into a chocolate shotgun shooting range.

by Bigdog72 May 4, 2020

Shortcrust

Used to describe someone with a considerable preference for pastries. Includes, but is not limited to, pastries from all parts of the world such as oliebol, croissants, gyozas and cinnamon buns.

The term takes origin from the noun form "shortcrust pastry" and applies it to the adjective form.

Ellie the Shortcrust was lured out of her hiding place by the smell of freshly cooked gyozas.

by UchG December 8, 2022