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Shortbread cookies

A kiss on the sly. Usually over lunch with no one knowing about it
Rita said she was bringing me shortbread cookies. Unfortunately, she showed up with actual cookies!
by Mygearisdown December 8, 2010
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Caramel Shortbread

A multi-racial thressome. Where a white person is on the bottom, an asian is in the middle and a black person is on top.
Hey"said Bob to Cho and Shaniqua "Fancy a Caramel Shortbread?
by the resourceful five April 9, 2011
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Lazy Shortbread

A withered flaccid penis possibly but not necessarily coupled with an inability to gain an erection.

Referencing the genitalia of older men, often seen within cheap cafe's ordering tea and biscuits, due to the cheap deals that OAP's search out, the shortbread will undoubtedly be without design ergo "lazily" made.
"Dude I was about to fuck her but all of a sudden I went lazy shortbread."

"It's too cold out here, I'm stocking more lazy shortbread than a Salvation Army Coffee morning"
by MightyMurloc January 7, 2012
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Mr shortbread gamer demonlord

Ears are his favroite snack except from toes
by Ur nan smells of Easter eggs September 2, 2020
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Wankers shortbread

A tradition where, upon a young lad’s awkward yet triumphant first solo adventure, his parents—presumably both proud and horrified—present him with a ceremonial piece of shortbread to mark his transition into a deeply confusing stage of life.

In the north of England this shortbread is often accompanied by some of the fathers custard.
Father : Here you go son, have a munch on this wankers shortbread.
Son: thanks dad I really love it
by Poppyseed Monkey January 28, 2025
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Shag a shortbread

When you’ve just made a grand old error or found out some devastating news it’s appropriate to use this phrase
Mother: yer nan’s just died x
Me: OH shag a shortbread!
by Willne has a square head x March 23, 2019
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Showbread

1) A Christian rock band from the Savannah, Georgia area. They are signed to Solid State Records. They are known for having several unique twists to their sound and their image. First, their two vocalists, Josh Dies and Ivory Mobley, trade off in dueling vocals which alternate between yelling, screaming, and singing. This effect has caused the band to occasionally be labeled as a "spaz rock" band. Second, they are one of the few hardcore bands that uses a keytar. Third, they are known for wearing only red and black clothing when performing, an aspect that causes many critics to label them as a fashioncore band. All members of the band are very energetic during their concerts. Fourth, in keeping with their campaign for uniqueness in the music scene, the band generally does not refer to their music as a particular genre; instead, they prefer the term "raw rock".

2) Refers to the twelve cakes or loaves of bread which were continually present on the Table of Showbread in the Jewish Temple as an offering to Yhwh.
I went to a Showbread concert last night. It was crazy! RAW ROCK KILLS!

I wonder if showbread tasted good.
by Gus! July 22, 2008
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