shockbait

Similar to clickbait, except the text and/or image in question tries to shock the viewer with something that can easily be interpreted as NSFW, NSFL, or against TOS, but technically isn't.

Scout: *holds up magazine saying "Phild Corn"* what's this?
Spy: Oh scout, please, go fu--.
Scout: --It was you wasn't it?
Spy: No Scout, do I look like someone so immature, and degenerate as to pull something like that?
Scout: Like what?
Spy: Your mother.
*Spy pushes Scout out of his smoking room*
Scout (regaining himself): Wait! You gotta at least know something!
Spy: Scout, I'm not interested this shockbait you fell for, go bother Pyro or something...
*Spy turns around to shut the door*
Scout: Wait! What dya' mean! --
*Door slams in Scout's face*

by ToasterOven21 May 22, 2023

Sharkbait

Pale, white tourists in a tropical area.
- they can be fed to the sharks

Used more often in small Hawaiian towns.

Ike: Mann, check out the sharkbait by the Foot Locker

Kai: They're whiter than Paris Hilton!

by MackPC May 15, 2010

sharkbait

When a woman is on her period and masturbates in the tub, leaving a red cloud in the water. Also sharkbate, a play on masturbate.

I was horny and on my period, so I did a sharkbait in the tub because I didn't want to wash my sheets.

by ABQ Thesaurus Rex August 30, 2016

shortevity

The opposite of longevity. A short duration of life due to hot driving burning madness, too much caffeine, too much sex, too much intensity, too much quick chemical food and not enough cooling chill gladness.

Take a break my friend; your shortevity fuse is ripping!

by Star Blazer June 29, 2009

Domestic Shorthair

Shorthaired lesbian who is skilled in domestic skills

Hanna Hart from my drunk kitchen is a dreamy domestic shorthair

by Fruitandcheesebat February 18, 2019

sharkbait

Synonymous with great hair.

"Damn, Shaniqua, did you get your hair did?? It's totally sharkbait!"

by Zeke Brown June 23, 2008

Shortcation

A vacation lasting less than 4 days. A short vacation because of lack of funds or time.

Funds are tight and I just started a new job so it's going to be tough for me to get away this summer, I'm going to have to take a shortcation to get my head straight.

by tomco June 18, 2014