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Shortgun

Verb. Refers to alternate method of alcohol consumption. A variation of of the "shotgun" method in which a hole is created in the side of beer can near the bottom; however, instead of drinking the beer through the hole after the tab is popped, the beer is pour down and inside the front of the drinker's pants, soaking their crotch area. This method is preferred by heavily intoxicated males who have accepted the fact that they have no chance of hooking up with a girl that night.
The guys gathered around the campfire to shortgun a beer in celebration.
by postgrad1993 November 17, 2016
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shortcut

1. A more direct route than the customary one.
2. A means of saving time or effort.
Person #1: If you take the next right, it'll save you like ten minutes. It's a pretty handy shortcut.
Person #2: Sweet dude, thanks.
by illEATurHARTout December 11, 2004
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Shortcut

A journey of a thousand miles starts with one "I know the shortcut!".
by sleep`walker May 30, 2011
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sportcentric

A noun:
A sportcentric is a sports fanatic; it seems their every waking thought revolves around sports. A sportcentric has conversations that are dominated by sports and in particular local teams.
adjective: A typical sportscentric person focuses on their local teams. They can reference the year, the game in the series, or penant race, those particular great plays and/or poor plays, causing their favorite home sports team to have won or lost the big game or championship.
She is a sportcentric; all she thinks about is sports. At a sports bar, she has to take the best seat and change the channels in order to watch the monitors for her favorite teams. Her focus on sports is almost pathological. Sue strongly favors the Boston Celtics, Bruins and Red Sox over all other teams. Sam, on the other hand, is clearly sportcentric about New York's sports teams, favoring the Yankees over all other teams.
by BishBunny June 17, 2011
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Shitcunt

The Word shitcunt describes the worst kind of person, a dickhead, a cunt, a shit head, a twat, a prick, a pedo all these combined to create the shitcunt.
You see that Shaun Dennis over there, he is such a fucking shitcunt
by ahhyeahWakeupyeah December 16, 2010
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shitcunt

The most sarcastic, abusive, shitty cunt there is, globally recognised for his or her cuntishness.
That mph, what a complete shitcunt
by Fade_and_Die May 23, 2006
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Shitcunt

"Donger started complaining about the food, although it was all there was, seeing as they were shipwrecked, what a shitcunt!"
by THE original Cunty November 6, 2013
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