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Bong Song

An a capella or with accompaniment of household guitars, drums, harmonicas, etc... which is created spontaneously during impairment of THC (works best if it really is a bong) being consumed. These songs often feature knee slapping, foot stomping, air guitar playing, sound effects, or any other form of simple music. During these songs most people imagine the thought through your mind that you will one day be famous for creating such strange and beautiful music, but never say anything out loud.
"Hey Adam," screams Jeff. "We just wrote a new 32 minute bong song!" Adam gestures his hand as a billboard sign. "We call it... erm...heu he he....... 'Bong Song'...heuheh.." explained Adam, slowly becoming confused.
by TangClock July 26, 2009
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Bong Song

A random jingle, tune, carol, song, anthem, ballad, or shanty made while intoxicated by drugs or alcohol.
"Man Colin was messed up on hash at the party last night, he made up this crazy Bong Song." "Hashish, Hashish, it's illegal but I love it!"
by hashweeddopesongbirds July 5, 2009
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Shonga Bonga

Big white or black cock with an Arabic twist.
This tall dude has a Shonga Bonga
by donga don September 4, 2022
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shlong bonger

Shlong bonger is a type of a dirty, cheap prostitute. Usually from the asian decent.
"Oh man that trip was sick. I fucked so many schlong bongers it was redicoulous."

" i know. Shlong bonger love is good shit"
by optimus prime. March 13, 2009
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Shonga Bonga

by donga don September 4, 2022
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spongbong

Spongebob's bong
by Fungal jungle June 8, 2020
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Shongtongs

E.g. Losing my virginity was shongtongs!
by heythereheyheydude August 20, 2013
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