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shoeing

man last night we shoed with heathers brother, he was shoeing his f-ing brains off
by dvern April 1, 2008
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shoeing it

To remove one's shoe and then stare it it for a prolonged period of time.
After a sumptuous dinner, I eased my chair back from the table and indulged in a spot of meditative shoeing it.
by Deck Shoe April 8, 2007
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Horse Shoeing

Similar to playing regular horse shoes except the bar is a mans erect penis.
Man 1 "Ah my dick hurts man" Man 2 "Why? what happened?" Man 1 "Me and Jessica were horse shoeing last night and let's just say she's good at it"
by Dildo McPoopenstein November 29, 2011
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Clown Shoeing

What one says when they wish to have an anonymous bowel movement in a public office bathroom. The act of wearing clown shoes would reduce any coworkers attempt to identify the person producing the #2 by observing their footwear.

Common Variants " Wearing Clown Shoes ", " Donning my Clownies", " WCS "

Verb: "Clowning It" - the act of changing ones shoes to avoid bathroom stall detection.
Informal: "Dude, lunch with our client was great but I was seriously clown shoeing when I got back to the office "

Formal: " I would like to continue with this TPS report conversation, however I have to take a moment and wear my clown shoes."
by oldmeatwad January 17, 2013
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Bush shoeing incident

the Bush shoeing incident is an "incident" where some guy threw 2 shoes at President George W. Bush and then Bush dodges both of them while the Arab prime ministry (The guy next to him) tries to parry the second shoe.
Person: the Bush shoeing incident is fucking hilarious!

Person 2: I know right!
by ThunderTheFurry December 1, 2020
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snow shoeing

the act of cumming into a women's vagina and proceeding to stick your foot in her pussy and squish the gizz and pussy juice between your toes.
Dude was snow shoeing Brittany last night, and let me tell you it was some hotsnow.
by red chickens June 17, 2008
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Road Shoeing

To Kiss some one
by diddydee February 5, 2013
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