Shoab

1. A type of creature between human and god.
2. best cricketer of the world.
3. most eligible bachlor in India and Australia.
4. style icon for Tom Cruise.

sachin if you practice hard, you can play like shoab

by drdknim October 24, 2011

Shoebox Special

A dump that is of such impressive qualities (whether girth, length, odour or texture) that to simply flush it away would be unthinkable. It is therefore carefully transferred from the porcelain bowl to a suitable receptacle (such as a shoebox). At this stage, one can use the shoebox to demonstrate the excellent qualities of said turd to one's partner / family / co-workers or simply people you pass in the street.

Matt - Has anyone seen Rusty this morning? We're late for a meeting.
Dan - about 20 minutes ago. He was heading towards trap 1 with a newspaper tucked under his arm and an empty shoebox.
Matt - OK. When you see him, make sure to ask him to bring that Shoebox Special with him to the meeting. I think it will really start the meeting off on the right footing.

by Rusty Gash February 3, 2010

The Shoebox Project

The pinnacle of Harry Potter Maurauder-era fanfics. Work in Progress. Utterly hilarious and addicting. *SQUEE*

"I was reading the shoebox project at three in the morning, and i could'nt stop laughing- i woke up the whole house."
"Oh, my. I must read that."

by Eric the Half a Bee January 6, 2005

The Shoebox Project

The greatest, in many rabidly obsessed people's opinions, "Marauders' Era" (circa 1970 Hogwarts) Harry Potter fanfiction EVER. Written by Lady Jaida and Dorkorific and hosted on LiveJournal, it has become widely popular and there are heaps of readers who believe that it is canon—J.K. Rowling who? It is meant to be Remus/Sirius slash but remains nearly gen for at least the first nineteen parts.

"MERLIN'S BEARD," I shrieked into my unfortunate friend's ear, "SHOEBOX HAS BEEN UPDATED!"
She sniffed disdainfully and made an off-handed comment about how Remus/Sirius slash is wrong and her personal OC, an author avatar by the name of Mary-Sue—I mean, Crimson Midnight Slytherin, fits much better with both Remus and Sirius. And James, and Lucius, but not Tom Riddle because they're related and that would be "icky."
I smacked her with a pillow, initiating a catfight much like those between Narcissa Black and Carmina Rosier.

by Liz February 14, 2005

shoebuck

Specific unnecessary information that must be stated before mentioning a subject, person, or event.

Guy 1: My friend who is gay by the way has those exact playing cards.

Guy 2: Why did you mention he’s gay? Every time you talk about Cameron you have to say he’s gay for some reason. That’s a shoebuck!

by Pumpkinghost October 31, 2020

rats in a shoebox

An expression used to describe two incarcerated men confined in a prison cell designed for one man.

We are like captive rats in a shoebox for a good portion of every day, expected to behave as gentlemen and not even imagine killing one another!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 6, 2020

Shmeables

An imaginary form of measurement usually used to subversively make people want to end their own lives in annoyance at repeated "shmeables". To really impress your friends never stop using shmeables, even in life or death situations, always respond as such: "meh, about 3 or 4 shmeables".

Idiot with no shmeables: hey how much money you got on you?
Chad with Shmeables: meh, like 2-5 shmeables
Idiot with no shmeables: *seething*

by Chad with Shmeables January 28, 2022