shnut

:to simultaneously relieve fecal matter and ejaculate.

When Chris got his salad tossed by Candi and his knob sucked by Mandy he became so excited, he shnuted.

by McHamster May 13, 2005

Shnut

Taking a shit while busting a nut.

“Ok guys I’m gonna go shnut real quick”
“Aight”

by Luc13n_F41rf4x August 3, 2018

Shnut

To poop and ejaculate at the same time

I just shnut all over you.

by Daedric prince of cheese November 19, 2021

Shnut

When you sneeze so hard you nut

Oh man I just shnuted so hard

by Sticky turd goblin July 14, 2021

Shnut

When you shit and you nut at the same exact time

"Bruh I think i just shnutted"

by jayyyc23 July 27, 2017

Shnut

When you shit and nut simultaneously.

Good Mexican food makes me shnut!

by Chicodean December 7, 2018

Shnut Nugget

A person who is being extreamly retarded or someone who is being a completely toolish, douchebag asshole.

1. Dude, Ken is such a shnut nugget.

2. That shnut nugget is gonna get beat up.

by A_Rabid_Poodle May 8, 2009