rib snorting funny

n: a rib snort is the sound produced by a sudden inhale through the nasal cavity while laughing.

Alternate spelling: rib-snort

adj: rib snorting funny describes the act of producing a rib snort or series of rib snorts.

Alternatively written as: rib-snortin' funny and rib snortin' funny

Donna: "Did you hear that joke before?"
Warren: "Yeah, it's still rib snorting funny."

by CaptainZlogg August 19, 2009

snortingshire

snortingshire is actually the italian town of Milano where amongst all other problems of corruption and signs of economy failure also 1 adolescent out of 10 admit that tried to snort cocaine almost 1 timem in his life.

"hey kiddo where u from? snortingshire?"
"Let's go to party in snortingshire."

synonyms: snortshire, hooverland.

by mave73 May 8, 2008

shorting a stock

taking an investment position that will benefit if the value of the stock goes down. Traditionally, "shorting a stock" means borrowing shares of stock from another broker, selling them, then buying them back (after the price has fallen) in order to return the stocks to the broker from whom they were borrowed.

You can short a stock using a derivative; this can include buying futures in the stock (i.e., a contract to sell someone else the stocks); or buying a put option (also called a put). A third way is to write a call (i.e., a call option, also known as a call) for the stock.

Shorting a stock usually requires a great deal of skill and courage; even the most talented short will only make money during rare crises.

by Abu Yahya April 5, 2010

Snorting Bull

(noun) The quick exhale through the nose directly after drinking from a very strong alcoholic drink (a shot or mixed drink).

(Owen takes a sip from his mixer and does a Snorting Bull)
Bill: Snortin' Bull!
Colby: Drinkin Feltch?
Owen: Skol.

by M Laing August 5, 2010

snorting dragon

When you get oral sex from a woman and you finish inside of her mouth. now she has to swallow and upon swallowing, you must punch her in the chest so that she will cough. the desired effect is to make her cough up the semen and some of it will come out of her nose, therefore the "snorting dragon" reference.

"I gave a prostitute a snorting dragon because she charged too much."

by viet peter May 5, 2006

Snorting Bull

When a man is maturbating or receiving a blow job and when he is about to cum he puts his penis up to his partners nostril and cums in their nose, causing the partner to become angry and snorting cum like a bull

I gave my girl a snorting bull last night, now she won't stop blowing her nose

by peebody1001 September 7, 2016

snorting glitter

When you don't do cocaine and you only have glitter

Does snorting glitter with my friend

by GLITTERFOOD March 19, 2017