Shmeables

An imaginary form of measurement usually used to subversively make people want to end their own lives in annoyance at repeated "shmeables". To really impress your friends never stop using shmeables, even in life or death situations, always respond as such: "meh, about 3 or 4 shmeables".

Idiot with no shmeables: hey how much money you got on you?
Chad with Shmeables: meh, like 2-5 shmeables
Idiot with no shmeables: *seething*

by Chad with Shmeables January 28, 2022

Shmeeble

Your mom.

Did you ask your shmeeble if I could sleep over?

by Fruity _juice February 25, 2019

Shnibbles

A person who makes up definitions on urban dictionary while getting a blow job.

Ya I went to the computer room and there were so many shnibbles in there.

by [e-mail] August 5, 2008

shnerble

Shnerble is when you rub the side of your balls after a build up of sweat with your index finger and hastily swipe it across the top lip of a passer-by whilst shouting the word Shnerble and running off.

"Omg! you should of seen his face when I caught him with a Shnerble. It must of smelt so bad!"

by Coops12345 June 29, 2017

schneeble

verb to schneeble
1. said whilst performing an involentary act of retardation
2. used to discribe ones unforseen spazmic movements/actions

can also be used to refer to a person or being who "schneebles" a lot
often said with an accent, extending the "ee" sound to "schneeeeble"

Emily "schneeble" *whilst twitching*
India "omg did you just twitch?"
Emily "Aha! Yer"
India "Ahhh your such a schneeble sometimes!"

by DrRossGeller June 16, 2009

shneebs

a womans boobs/breasts etc

look at those fucking shneebs!

by Lena April 2, 2005

shweebler

AKA flacid penis. Known as the shleeb when refering to ones own.

"Oh dude, I was so fucked up last night that I rubbed my shweebler raw trying to get hard enough to fuck that Columbian chick from accounting".

by Kevin M. Breunig August 21, 2007