Shmamplicating

when you poop really alot.

DAYUM, I'M SHMAMPLICATING IN THE SCHOOL BATHROOM

DID YOU JUST SHMAMPLICATE?! LIGHT A MATCH!

by LERAH RAISIN November 21, 2010

Shmameese

Verb. To believe you are superior to someone/something, often in the context of a superiority complex borne of arrogance or stupidity, and condescend in a way that causes the target of the condescension to HAVE IT.

Kyle shmameesed Ken, calling him a tone junkie and saying he needed to improve his guitar skills.

by CastleontheMount September 25, 2021

shlumped

when you get so fucked up that you become the physical embodiment of snorlax.

“Man you should have seen Carlos last week man, he was straight shlumped!”

by yuhboi February 29, 2020

shmammed

a combination of smashed, hammered, and shitted or shit-faced

essentially, being drunk

synonym: shmammered

oh, man! i got so shmammed last night.

by ak123 September 25, 2004

Shmammel

when you leave your work station multiple times a day to wander. AKA Shmammel

Hey have you seen Tim, no I think he's shmammeling for the 10th time!

by Shmammel September 14, 2021

Shmemlin

A sub-species child of eleven or twelve, not ugly, not pretty but quite funny looking. Usually have a last name which explains their funny-lookingness like something that sounds like inbred or incest. When they insult you by means of a hand gesture, they will usually stick put their thumb out as well as a middle finger and give a cheesey, weird smile.

Jesus, have you seen his wide-apart eyes, chapped lips and the way he put his middle finger AND thumb up when he insults you? He's a real shmemlin.

by Testt February 9, 2008

Shlump

From the Latin root of "slumber" and a combination of the slang word "shleep", to be exhausted and drained from a previous event.

Dude, I was up so late last night, I'm so shlumped.

by Picodegallo118 February 4, 2017