shlomming

Unnecessary stream of short, inane posts to an online forum thread which annoys other users.

Posts:
#1 A: "yeah... cool"
#2 A: "i'm so hawt"
#3 A: "is this <easy to lookup thing> any good?"
#4 B: "Yo A, quit shlomming this thread! :("

by bitkahuna December 9, 2008

Shlombing

The act of combing someones hair with ones penis. It's a mixture of the word Shlong and Combing.

"I can't believe I let him Shlomb my hair!"

"Man look at that girls hair, she could use a good Shlombing" *points to crotch, then high fives*

by Chuck a Duck February 13, 2008

Shmorning

An alternative for morning with a person you care about or like, or just someone who makes you smile.

Good shmorning Abby today sure is great

by TheMoonIsFake March 16, 2020

shwimming

smoking that ganja!!
when you smoke that ganja your eyes get red
when you swim in a pool with chlorine your eyes get red
hence a code word for getting keyed

mom: why are your eyes so red?!
son: we were at wildwaves mom
mom: ohhh so you guys go shwimming??
son: yeeee!!!!

by mr_rams51 October 16, 2010

shmoiling

An onomatopoeic amalgamation of the word 'boiling' and the Yiddish word 'shvitz'. An adjective used to describe a state of sticky and uncomfortable heat.

"Alex it's shmoiling outside!" exclaimed Benny.
"I know, I feel like going to sit inside the freezer" concurred Alex.

by isabella jaunita lopez September 28, 2010

slomming

sticking leeches on myself.

Yo wanna go slomming tonight?

by Mr. LRG December 11, 2006

Shlommin

Verb : The act of getting extremely "fucked up." Drinking an excessive amount of jungle juice, or smoking an excessive amount of chucky pinsters...

Son, It's friday and I'm ready to shlomm..

Yo were straight shlommin this weekend!

Friend 1 : Holy shit, I'm gone man...
Friend 2 : Hell yeah, your fuckin shlommed out!

by THE SHLOM DON! March 4, 2008