shizzling the nizzle

Masturbatory term.

See also:
stroking the sausage
slapping the meat
petting the weasel
spanking the monkey
flogging the dolphin
tickling the pickle
whacking the mole
playing the skin flute
cream-filling the donut

"I can't stand to see him shizzling the nizzle."

by Dean May 13, 2005

Shmizmin

Shmizmin means gracious professionalism, as used among design teams. It can mean the quality of sharing T-slot screws, batteries, ideas, concepts, programming skills, enthusiasm, respect for others, or aspirations for high-quality work.

We cannot forget our T-slot screws because we need to practice shmizmin at our meet.
The act of Shmizmin fills my heart at robotics competitions; I love helping others.

by First Robotics Stan December 9, 2021

Smazzing

Created by Dean Tsang this word is a cross between the words "smashing" and "amazing". It can be used to show great happiness.

"today was smazzing! i pulled some birds!"

"that's a smazzing tie you have on there!"

by ktab February 8, 2010

Shizzling Bruv

Excellent my good friend, please invite me to continue this smashing conversation. I enjoy your company in a completely legitamate and non-homosexual fasion.

"Son, nah how the shit be thee?"
"I be shizzling bruv."
"Man, now I got your back dog."
"Y'Shittin' me son?!"

by jkedn May 6, 2005

ass shnozzing

The act of vigorously rubbing ones nose in another ones ass.

I was eating a bitch's pussy out doggie-style while giving her a little ass shnozzing.

by Peter Shnozzinbutte November 9, 2007

Spizzing

The act of placing your hand under your erected penis and pretending to shoot a web like spiderman while ejaculating.

Yesterday i was fornicating with my friend's mother and i began Spizzing on her face to cap off the wonderful love making session.

by Hutch69 January 22, 2014

shizzing

The combination of shitting and pissing out of your anus. Often occurs after mexican food and/or a night of heavy drinking

I ate so many damn tacos and drank so much corona last night, that everybody in the office today heard me shizzing on the toilet

by Fat Bastard August 7, 2002