shmizzed

shit-faced, hammered, drunk off your ass

Dude, it's friday, let's go get shmizzed.

by c-mann September 11, 2009

shmized

When ur fucked up usually after drinking or smoking

Yo son im shmized rn

by Ray shmiz January 2, 2017

shmily

see how much I love you

see above

by J and S December 2, 2003

Shmilt

The feeling of shame and guilt which is felt when awaking after a night of drinking, regardless of how good or bad the previous night's transgressions were. Shmilt can also be experienced after a unforgiveable action due to a serious lapse in judgement.

1. I woke up hungover and feeling severely shmilty, even though everyone had a good time.

2. The shmilt I felt the next day was undeniable after making out with my step-mom during christmas dinner.

by J. Tudhope March 2, 2008

Shmizzacked

when you are both smacked and shmizzed

A better word for crossed.

-isa and andres

“I’m fcking shmizzacked right now.”

by iandc September 21, 2019

Fah-Shmillion

-refers to a number; when a lot doesnt cut it

Kid 1: Yo let's go play madden !
Kid 2: Kid i smashed you like a fah-shmillion times in that game

by H-Carr March 8, 2009

shmilk

Bad milk that usually smells or tastes like shit. Usually is discovered after one pours millk over perfectly good cereal.

Dude I just wasted the last of these Luck Charms because of this damn shmilk!

by B-Ro July 18, 2007