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Example 1:
Boyfriend: "At the pub tonight some guy used me as a human shield while he dipped his todger in his mate's pint. Then he gave it to his friend to drink."
Girlfriend: "OMG, was he circumcised?"
Boyfriend: "I didn't look that closely! Why does his circumstatus matter?!"
Example 2:
Girl #1: "So, I hooked up with this totally hot guy at a club this weekend... he was Italian!"
Girl #2: "Really? I've heard about European men.. what was his circumstatus?"
Boyfriend: "At the pub tonight some guy used me as a human shield while he dipped his todger in his mate's pint. Then he gave it to his friend to drink."
Girlfriend: "OMG, was he circumcised?"
Boyfriend: "I didn't look that closely! Why does his circumstatus matter?!"
Example 2:
Girl #1: "So, I hooked up with this totally hot guy at a club this weekend... he was Italian!"
Girl #2: "Really? I've heard about European men.. what was his circumstatus?"
by IanDC July 18, 2011
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by iandc December 21, 2013
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