Sherdoggers

The chunks of aged dirty sweat collected overtime which form a half solid, half liquid cottage cheese type substance. Sherdoggers can usually be found attached to the hair follicles between the anus and the scrotum, also known as the taint. Sherdoggers usually find comfort in this area because it's warm and close to the cock the so often crave. They are often confused with dingle-berry’s but are lighter in color with a more distinct and pungent odor. If left un-treated Sherdoggers can spread to the UG (Underground) in attempts to dumb down its members and tarnish its reputation with their lack of knowledge and endless supply of keyboard warrior posts. When encountering Sherdoggers please remember to VTFD and advise them to GTFO!

Awe shit! I just wiped my ass and noticed sherdoggers on the TP. Now I have to go shave my taint before my next post.

by Dr. Bansherdoggerz August 4, 2010

Shmerdleforpkej

When you mow the lawn and accidentally murder your family.

"Dammit, I shmerdleforpkej my family again!"

by Greensbeanspotatoestomatoes January 18, 2017

Shmirdof

A boy that determines how much a girl loves a boy.

SHMIRDOF!

by mads.ellie November 13, 2019

shmegdorf

Dork, geek, dweed, loser. Klutz.

"Boy, that friggin' geek is an ugly shmegdorf."

by yourlittlesister April 20, 2003

shmegdorf

A worthless fat dork dweeb that smells of Ben-Gay, and has a ring of black smelly crud in the creases of his neck

look at that Fat Fuck--- god damn he's such a smegdorf.

by Jimminy Chris February 3, 2005

Shmerde

An exclamation coined as a combanation of the words shit and merde, both mean the same thing, but one is in another language. Together they form "SHMERDE!"

Dude: SHMERDE, I hate camping.
lady: yeah it sucks.

by MuZ1 February 17, 2009

Shmerogative

an exclusive right, privilege, etc. This is a better word than prerogative

Dumb Girl - "That's your prerogative"
Smart Guy - "More like shmerogative"

by AmBe December 14, 2008