shmekelpuss

A woman subject to small penises on frequent occasions.

Keshiki often finds herself in bed with a man with a small penis, that is why we refer to her as a shmekelpuss.

by Soupton December 28, 2005

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shmekeldorfed

to be outwitted, hoaxed or duped in ant way by a sole (one) con man

"Hey that guy in the trenchcoat gave me fony insururance" this man was shmekeldorfed

by Sam (salimoulion) K. March 30, 2005

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Shmekle

A rather small penis

A Guy With A Huge Ego Yet a Small Penis

A Guy Who Acts Like He Has A Penis Yet Doesnt Have One
A Guy Who Claims He has a Big Penis but has a micro-penis

Aka Sammy H

"So did you hookup with Evan?"

"No he's a shmekle"

by Bi-bi-physcopath June 3, 2017

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Shmekle

Yiddish word for little penis. However it is often used as an endearing term for little siblings.

Mom: "Jake, have you seen the shmekles"
Jake: "I think my younger brothers are watching spongebob"

by Morty Mc Saucy March 27, 2019

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Shmeked

A term replaceable for trash talk such as rekt, "destroyed," "fucked", "obliterated", and "annihilated". A cross over of smashed and wrecked or rekt.

Pronounced: Shh-meh-k-ed

You're trash, get shmeked noob!

by Pixelfruit May 11, 2021

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