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You wanna shmeez?

Wanna get some pizza then shmeez on the beach?
by Retretret January 10, 2009
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I was shmeezin' a fat blunt yesterday while this bitch sucked my balls.
by T Swholy January 15, 2004
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Shmeez

In a hand of poker or Texas Hold-em,it is said when the player has pocket two's originally. Now if you have a pocket pair of any number it is "Pocket Shmeez!".
Frank, "Robby, you shouldnt of called me cause I have... POCKET SHMEEZ!!yeaaaaa."
by J - Rob May 10, 2005
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geez I got shmeezed on that calc final!
by Smithel May 16, 2005
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Grate the shmeeze

The act of rubbing the crusty end of a mans penis across another mans mustache. Like a cheese grater.
Dom Deluise was known for having a very cheese filled dick, he would often grate the shmeeze with Burt Reynolds.
by Big Bobby Bacon October 21, 2012
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shmeeze beeze a creeze!

to smoke marijuana and in effect become inebreated. Smoke a bowl, Get lit, and so on.
steve walks up to brandon and says "I need a shmeeze beeze a creeze! You down?
by B - DUB October 05, 2006
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Man that shmeez
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