shmeez

to smoke pot

You wanna shmeez?

Wanna get some pizza then shmeez on the beach?

by Retretret January 10, 2009

shmeez

Smoking weed

I was shmeezin' a fat blunt yesterday while this bitch sucked my balls.

by T Swholy January 14, 2004

Shmeez

In a hand of poker or Texas Hold-em,it is said when the player has pocket two's originally. Now if you have a pocket pair of any number it is "Pocket Shmeez!".

Frank, "Robby, you shouldnt of called me cause I have... POCKET SHMEEZ!!yeaaaaa."

by J - Rob May 10, 2005

shmeez

Getting screwed over on something.

geez I got shmeezed on that calc final!

by Smithel May 18, 2005

Grate the shmeeze

The act of rubbing the crusty end of a mans penis across another mans mustache. Like a cheese grater.

Dom Deluise was known for having a very cheese filled dick, he would often grate the shmeeze with Burt Reynolds.

by Big Bobby Bacon October 21, 2012

shmeeze beeze a creeze!

to smoke marijuana and in effect become inebreated. Smoke a bowl, Get lit, and so on.

steve walks up to brandon and says "I need a shmeeze beeze a creeze! You down?

by B - DUB October 5, 2006

shmeez

shmeezdeez

i shmeez

Man that shmeez

by selar August 1, 2022