Shmeelof

What you can call your status with someone you're dating consistently, but are not yet in a committed relationship with.

(Because what else are you supposed to call it?)

See also:
Shmeeloh
Shmeelah
Shmeelovs

Her Shmeelof with John was going well, but she wasn't sure he was ready to commit yet...

by A helpful citizen June 26, 2016

shmeet lord

A person with mega small fucking penis, aka shmeet

Jackson is the biggest shmeet lord on planet earth

by Shmeet lord123 January 28, 2017

Shmeeta

Your realest homies. You would die for these men.

Hey jaquavis has been hanging out with us for a long time, I think it’s time to make him a shmeeta.

by Kilimanjaro_6969 April 10, 2019

Shmeef

Inhaling air through your butthole and farting it back out.

“Hey, how you doing,” “Good, I just finished shmeefing.”

by Alexiscool December 27, 2021

Shmeen

a disappointment. In other words a waste of mass on the molecular surface of this earth.

You fucking shmeen.

by Sir hanglecock December 8, 2018

Shmeel

A vape or dab pen

Me: hey dude pass the shmeel piece

by Boo_69 December 12, 2021

Sheema

A female from the Paki descent.
She is very loving,caring, smart, and wise.
She is known to hate jerky guys and teach them a lesson. She loves shrimp and the color opan which her birthstone. She is naturally a very artictic peron and can achieve anything if she sets her mind fully on it.
She is emotional and will go to extents to stand up for what is right, but there's line between emotional and weak. She is not weak and does not cross the line.
She has perfect moral values and is very modest. She can be the perfect friend that you can trust with anything and you tlak to her about anything knowing that she will not judge you.

You're so smart, you're a Sheema

by sheema22 February 17, 2009