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Shmeeky

adj. Shmeeky- 1. The quality of being stingy and sneaky in your doings 2. Stinginess in a sneaky manor

v. Shmeek- 1. To commit act of stinginess in a sneaky fashion 2. To trifle about on your feet, ambiguously 3. To ogle your surroundings with unnecessary giddiness

n. Shmeek- 1. One who claims the such qualities 2. A two-face or turncoat 3. One who is good at keeping secrets
Hey, don't be shmeeky; I know you have more crackers in your pocket.

Hes up to something. Look at his face he's shmeeking hard.

Stop being such a shmeek and tell me what she said about me.
by Scottrick The Lobster October 8, 2010
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shmeebo

A calm, relaxed, and wealthy figure, usually a man. The shmeebo represents the extreme higher class in the world. The term "shmeebo" comes from a latin root word of shmee and bo. In lating, "shmee" means an ignorant way of shaming someone, and "bo" means rich.

The most famous shmeebo is referred to as Shmeebo, being of high class and very prosper. Shmeebo and his gang of butlers, that he commands, combine their talents and give shmeebo the best advice to make sure he gets diamond every season at Rainbow Six Siege. Usually when a shmeebo doesn't get his 5k daily allowance, he's outraged and bullies his classmates and commands his butlers to hurt them in such ways as: pinching, elbow nabbing, flexing hard on em' with that diamond rank, and in the most prominent of blows, a shmeebo calls people nibs.

It has been rumored that shmeebo is secretly the son of Batman, and spends his time in the batcave. He drives the shmeebo-mobile to class everyday, but unfortunately had to drive the shmeebo-copter a few times. A shmeebo is definitely not a virgin, as women flock to his doorstep daily in hope to finna smash. He commonly calls people peasants when gaming and if loses, is sure to blame his teammates, "butlers".

Shmeeba is the female version of shmeebo, but is only used in the rarest and most desperate of occasions. It is highly considered to never use this if you wish to live.
Tom: "Hey shmeebo, you wanna play some Rainbow?"
Shmeebo: "Sorry, I don't associate with low golds."

Sarah: "Oh hey deebo, or should I say, shmeebo ;)"
Shmeebo: "Sorry, I don't associate with poor women."
Shmeeba: "Hey..."
Shmeebo: "Come on in baby."
by definitely not shmeebos butler January 18, 2019
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shmeeked

When you are so fucked up words like clapped, geeked, or fucked, wouldn't do justice to the situation.
Jesus, did you see Mike? He was shmeeked off of 14 percs.
by Karazem April 6, 2020
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shmeek

To smoke, blaze, toke, "do", marijuana.
"In parts of California, and most likely elsewhere, my homies say they want to have a shmeek sesh, not a smoke sesh"
by tclegit April 27, 2007
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Shmeekles

A legendary marsupial alleged to be found in the wilderness of Maine. This marsupial has no backbone or mouth. It oozes across the ground, pulling itself along with its enormously long tongue. This marsupial is supposed to have plaid fur, and one eye is pink while the other is brown. The Shmeekles is six feet long, and feeds off of the souls of salamanders.
Gather 'round the campfire, children! it's time to tell the tale of the Shmeekles...
by Cullan. W. November 11, 2008
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shmeego

guy with an incredibly small dick
OMG he's a shmeego... ew

chode dick small tiny penis
by lilyinsley May 14, 2016
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Shmeekle smockle

A wizzird who has a foot long dick
Do you know any shmeekle smockles?
No but I have a foot long dick.
by TACOCAT6400 April 23, 2019
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