shmeckle

a tiny dick see pinny

Bram has got a shmeckle so small its impossible to see

by Harrisson roberts March 18, 2009

Shmeeple

The blue m&m

Jeff: "Yo who's that blue guy on that m&m commercial?"
Gahunga: "That's Shmeeple!"

by Seby man November 29, 2019

shmeckledecker

Condom <yiddish>
Comes from combination of shmeckle (penis) and decker (cover)

neva use a lamb-skin shmeckledecker

by Tim and Jace May 13, 2005

Shmeeble

Your mom.

Did you ask your shmeeble if I could sleep over?

by Fruity _juice February 25, 2019

Sheckles

A Jew joke that refers to money especially coins

Hey Jake want some sheckles; Yo Jake heres your daily allowance of sheckles 'throws dimes'

by TurboedDude May 29, 2018

sheckles

Dough....has somethin to do with Jew.....but its money for God's sake.

I would buy me some new sneaks, but I ain't got no sheckles.

by Scott Thomas October 26, 2005

Shmeggles

When you're really ridiculously amazing at answering questions. It's the epitome of knowledge and intelligence. You're not anybody unless you're a Shmeggles

Rita- "My friend is so smart!"
Thomas- "What's her name?"
Rita- "Shmeggles, duh"
Thomas- "Damn, I should have known"

Alicia- "All I want from life is to be Shmeggles"

by Yahooanswersequalssex May 13, 2009