Shmeat

Meat or meat products produced by factory farming, CAFOs, or other unethical practices.

Combines "shit" and "meat".

Bro 1: Wanna hit up that Micky D's?
Bro 2: Hells no, I don't eat those shmeat burgers man!
Bro 1: So what you eat, bro?
Bro 2: I get certified human meat, man. Then I cook it myself.
Bro 1: Word.

by noshmeat January 26, 2011

shmeat

fake meat ; vegetable protean made to taste like meat. short for "shit for meat". also, shicken, sham, etc

we are having shmeat for dinner.

by doctor-dark April 03, 2014

Shmeat

Shmeat (adj)- describing an item (a thing). Example: “that shmeat over there” or “did you do that shmeat that we were supposed to do for homework?”

Shmeated (adj)- a person who is either drunk or high (not sober). Example: “I am shmeated right now” or “I just want to get shmeated”

That shmeat is fire bro.

I’m so shmeated I can’t even talk to you right now.

by staphinfection101 April 19, 2019

shmeated

very drunk/high

"yo, did u c Felicia last nite?"
"ya, she was shmeated off the bean bro, fr"

by vape_lord_123 February 28, 2018

Shmeat

Small penis or dick, also reffering to any person or anything. It can be used for anything anyone and anything can be a shmeat

Damn you got a shmeat.

You are such a shmeater shut up you shmeat.

Shmeat shut the fuck up you got a shmeater.

by gaybutsex01 November 28, 2006

shmeat

when you have a small meat, small penis

Damn i bet that asian gotta shmeat.

by jayrock April 27, 2005

Shmeat

A shortened version of the name of Shmeagle, from the Lord of The Rings. Someone acting ugly.

Ashley is shmeaty by falling asleep.

by ShmeatSquad69 October 15, 2011