Shmeat Up

Something you say when inviting someone to meet up to suck your meat.

Hey girl you wanna shmeat up at your grandma's house?

by shmeaty bastards April 5, 2015

Shameah

Shameah Is a kind good friend and has loyal to the soul, she will never stop loving you no matter what you do to her but don´t cross her or its pulling the devil form hell himself, she also has a bad temper but with some act right she will be good. Shameah Is a Smart person she is also very creative she loves her friends no matter what she will always stand by her friends she is the kindest person you will every meet be warned she is also a crybaby but she is a kind and loyal person to date and very sweet. Who has LOTS OF HATERS SUCH AS DORA

Dora: EW look at her

Shameah: Bitch your dad ain´t say that when he was eating ,y pussy

by PETTY.ORG February 27, 2019

Shmea

A meaningless answer to a question or comment you may dissagree with, or may be said in the middle of (ex. moment of silence for a dead pet of your friend's mother's siter's brother's cousin)

this word also happens to be my favorite word

"Betty! We are not going to the mall!"

"SHMEA!!!"

by Bailz of Hay December 3, 2004

sheahan

a legendery surname that is pronounced SHAY-han... extreme difference between sheahan and sheehan....only the coolest of the cool people have this surname...

Elaine wishes her surname was Sheahan..

by Trasa April 15, 2008

Shmeathead

Someone who is stupid and is always doing or saying some dumb shit

Originated in Manhattan Village Academy

This shmeathead Sydney took a shit in a park.

by The real point guard October 16, 2018

shmeater

Small penis.

I walked in and his shmeater was out.

by big_calebbarber May 13, 2019

Shmeables

An imaginary form of measurement usually used to subversively make people want to end their own lives in annoyance at repeated "shmeables". To really impress your friends never stop using shmeables, even in life or death situations, always respond as such: "meh, about 3 or 4 shmeables".

Idiot with no shmeables: hey how much money you got on you?
Chad with Shmeables: meh, like 2-5 shmeables
Idiot with no shmeables: *seething*

by Chad with Shmeables January 28, 2022