shartenangst

The anxiety one feels when pressure builds in their bowels of which relieving could result in a satisfyingly harmless fart or a disastrously messy shart.

While on her date with Bobby, Suzy was overcome by shartenangst. She interrupted Bobby mid-sentence and excused herself to the Ladies Room.

Being a gambling man, Ronny ignored his shartenangst and let rip a loud shart that paralyzed him in his cubical.

by Capt Kevlar May 14, 2017

Shartenfreude

Enjoying someone's misfortune when they shit themselves.

It was a pure Shartenfreude moment when he was hoisted aloft towards that fountain. In Dublin.

by MrGibbon May 18, 2018

Shmarte

Shmarte(adj.) - A high significance of intellectual intelligence, a higher intellectual definition then the word smart(adj.)

Be Shmarte!

by JJ Gordiano July 4, 2018

smarten up

to smarten somebody up - to make look nicer or neat in appearance

then he smartened her up

he would smarten up her (ignore this line, it's just for the stupid input mask to stop saying "Example doesn't use the word smarten up."

purportedly, kidnapped child Natascha Kampusch's kidnapper would try to smarten her up and photograph her when he had beaten her up. (Don't like this example though it's the source - from Wikipedia. Better example anyone ?)

by pookie3456 November 3, 2006

Smartens

An individual showing brilliance, genius and intelligence.

Wow that guy's a Smartens!

by obama__________ June 7, 2019

Shmarte

Shmarte(adj.)-Having or showing really low Intelligence and cannot complete simple tasks and is the complete opposite of Smart

Do not be Shmarte

by Seiji Ozawa July 8, 2018

shartenfarten

When your makin a sharten as your fartin!!

Oh dear, I think my son jimmy just made a shartenfarten!!!

by Dannie Desantie April 17, 2021