schmamcaked

Superduper drunksville.... population you

I got sooo schmamcaked last night with the Michelin man he stared at my taters

by xxxBambiixxx November 1, 2009

Shmacked

To be so drunk or so high to the point of not being able to function.

"Man I was so shmacked last night I couldn't even say George Washington."

"I'm shmacked!"

by 12368kyl October 11, 2009

shmacked

annoying ass vegas guys and girls that think they’re hard by getting blacked out & just hookup each other like a huge triangle when in reality everyone thinks that they’re lame.

“shmacked or ltt party tonight?”
“def ltt.”

by LTT June 18, 2019

shmacked

becoming drunk to the point that you perform the Shmoney Dance

Dude, I was so shmacked last night at the party. I lost it when Hot Nigga came on.

by chrestor November 4, 2014

Slamcaked

When you are at a bakery and you engage intercourse with the owner.

Bobby slamcaked the owner of Mary’s Muffins.

by Slamcaked February 21, 2019

shamacked

High ass fucked; high off of weed

Johnny and I are going to get shamacked over the weekend.

by Dr. Swaggalicious December 2, 2011

shmacked

to be fucked good

damn nigga i was just shmacked by that bitch right there

by roach man September 18, 2020