Shmamcaked 

word used to described a person who has been drunk and/or high on their birthday. or those who think its their birthday.

blonde girls getting shmamcaked when drinking Irish car bombs at TGIF on a Tuesday.

Afro American peoples gettin shmamcaked drankin, grape juice Malt liquor & cough syrup

Shmamcaked by ¿Pokesmot¿ February 5, 2010

shmacked 

to be extremely drunk or high, but at the same time, enjoyable.

Also used as a verb to "shmack", or as an adverb as in "shmacking."

"this video shows others in their words, getting "shmacked""

"i'm obviously shmacked as hell right now"
"walt thank you very much, more on shmacking, later"
"to commerate being shmacked the creators of the video are now selling T-shirts."

shmacked by General Chow Mein May 12, 2012

shmacked 

To become intoxicated to the point of not even being able to stand up, know what's going on, or correctly pronounce any word.

Dude, I was so shmacked from playing loko pong that I fucked a cow.

shmacked by Pfffffttttt October 21, 2010

shmacked 

Dumb way of saying smacked. Just means that youre really really high off some good marijuana.

I was so shmacked last night.

shmacked by thebx41 September 20, 2012

Blizzy Shmacked 

its when you get a curling iron and smack a fat hoe across her big ass forehead like a pimp with a $40,000 chain consumed from his wide selection of hoes ranging tall, short, or morbidly obese bitches then you 1, 2 the hoe like mike tyson.

(tyrone)- i just Blizzy Shmacked the fuck out this fat ass hoe on foenem

Blizzy Shmacked by BootySucker18000.19 ILikeAss August 19, 2021

shmacacked 

Getting really krunked. drinking till you can't get up. Also refered to as getting Franked.

We went out last night and got totaly shmacacked.

shmacacked by Frank115 February 26, 2007

im shmacked 

meaning you’re lit or super drunk. Usually used by college kids when they’ve been drinking too much or at a party.

Bro how are you feelin at this party? “Im shmacked bro I can barely see you.”

im shmacked by stopwtheclout May 9, 2018