Shlunk

A penis who gets size gets wider as it goes out, taking the shape of a cone.

Jenna: Why does my husband have such a shlunk. :(

by Maxamoose7 June 25, 2019

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When your partner is about to climax, then proceeds to stick it in a moving fan blade causing cum to fly everywhere

Im about to cum!
Quick stick it into the fan and shlunk!
Oh my God Its going everywhere!!!

by January 14, 2025

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The sound a clock makes when it is neither a clicker or a clunker.

"What's that shlunking sound?"

"Shlunk..shlunk..shlunk..."

by Borgvarg October 04, 2023

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To drop a fork from significant height down your urethra

Kevin just shlunked with Bob from a two story window

by Shlunker101 August 05, 2020

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shlunk

that sound when you take a dump into the toilet and some water splashes back and touches your bum bum.

dude did you hear Sally make that shlunk last night. it gave me a boner.

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To have an erection is to be Shlunked up

"Shawty so bad she got me Shlunked up"

by Shlunk King July 27, 2022

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