shlooster

one of the weirdest kids i know

"im gonna take apart a fucking dryer one day just to find out where the dam socks go!" -oster

by leigh December 15, 2004

Schlobster

Red Lobster - A "seafood" restaurant that serves bland food.

Name similar to others such as Jack In a Crack.

That food tasted like long john silvers! man, that place shouldn't be called red lobster, its Schlobsters!

by ketza December 2, 2007

slobster butter

The excess saliva that drips off the penis when recieving oral sex.

" I need to clean my sheets, they're soaked with slobster butter."

by Fuck shit ass March 16, 2016

shrobster

Shrobster is a animal that lives in the ocean that is a mixture of a shrimp and a lobster.

“and this is a shrobster. it’s a very rare animal.”

by smackmommy January 3, 2018

slobster

A derogatory term used to insult members of the street gang bloods. A cross between the terms slob and gangster.

"Ay cuzz, if a nigga callz u a 'Crab', call that foo a 'Slobster'!!

by 187 MOb Cripsta April 17, 2008

Slobster

Someone who is a sloppy kisser and has crabs.

You didn't tell me your roommate was a slobster girl.

by Jelly Belly Greg August 25, 2009

shooster

1.A trickster
3.A dumb cockeyed hoe with a stank ass
2.A person of african descent that holds his genitals while rapping

Shes a shooster because she tries to trick guys out of money.

by GSTAT January 12, 2007