shlonk

Word used by London based pikeys to describe attractive people. Plural; shlonkz

'She iz shlonk blud!'

by Dreg July 22, 2004

shlonked

Shlonked; A term that describes a level of intoxication, eg; I‘m shlonked, call a cab...cant even get my brain to sync with my feet! Further to‘ shlonked‘ is ‘shlonk-ed‘, emphasis on two syllable pronounciation, meaning a level above‘ shlonked‘.

‘He got so‘ shlonked‘ on Friday night we found him talking to a post box'..

by kebablalova December 16, 2013

shlonk

The noun from of schloink, when you settle into a chair and your booty digs into it

Grandma: Is thats chair comfortable Deary?
Me: Yeah its got some mad shlonk

by Crunchy Biscuits78 May 19, 2019

shlonk

to mack on, make out, kiss, etc.

m8, had the best shlonk on satty night brewwwww.

by AnGeLicAaA October 19, 2008

shlonk

micro shrimp dick

Durwin's ex girlfriend said he has a shlonk

by Don't come back September 26, 2017

shlonk face

a man or boy who has a penis on their face or head

omg that man is such a "shlonk face"

by billy gouche October 22, 2008

Herba Shlonk

A giant, earthy dong;
The largest Shlonk;
Og Mudbone big.

Jacob's huge dick reminds me of Johnny Sins huge Herba Shlonk!

by BigDev52 August 11, 2016