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shlonk

Word used by London based pikeys to describe attractive people. Plural; shlonkz
'She iz shlonk blud!'
by Dreg July 22, 2004
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shlonked

Shlonked; A term that describes a level of intoxication, eg; I‘m shlonked, call a cab...cant even get my brain to sync with my feet! Further to‘ shlonked‘ is ‘shlonk-ed‘, emphasis on two syllable pronounciation, meaning a level above‘ shlonked‘.
‘He got so‘ shlonked‘ on Friday night we found him talking to a post box'..
by kebablalova December 16, 2013
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shlonk

The noun from of schloink, when you settle into a chair and your booty digs into it
Grandma: Is thats chair comfortable Deary?
Me: Yeah its got some mad shlonk
by Crunchy Biscuits78 May 19, 2019
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shlonk

to mack on, make out, kiss, etc.
m8, had the best shlonk on satty night brewwwww.
by AnGeLicAaA October 19, 2008
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shlonk

Durwin's ex girlfriend said he has a shlonk
by Don't come back September 26, 2017
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shlonk face

a man or boy who has a penis on their face or head
omg that man is such a "shlonk face"
by billy gouche October 22, 2008
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Shlonk

A Nickname that mari and yuri use for eachother, often used to show affevtion and care
"Come here shlonk"
"Okay shlonk i love u"
"Give me a kiss shlonkipoo"
by Shlonki May 1, 2023
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