shlonk

Word used by London based pikeys to describe attractive people. Plural; shlonkz

'She iz shlonk blud!'

by Dreg July 22, 2004

shlonked

Shlonked; A term that describes a level of intoxication, eg; I‘m shlonked, call a cab...cant even get my brain to sync with my feet! Further to‘ shlonked‘ is ‘shlonk-ed‘, emphasis on two syllable pronounciation, meaning a level above‘ shlonked‘.

‘He got so‘ shlonked‘ on Friday night we found him talking to a post box'..

by kebablalova December 16, 2013

shlonk

The noun from of schloink, when you settle into a chair and your booty digs into it

Grandma: Is thats chair comfortable Deary?
Me: Yeah its got some mad shlonk

by Crunchy Biscuits78 May 20, 2019

shlonk

to mack on, make out, kiss, etc.

m8, had the best shlonk on satty night brewwwww.

by AnGeLicAaA September 01, 2008

shlonk

micro shrimp dick

Durwin's ex girlfriend said he has a shlonk

by Don't come back September 26, 2017

shlonk face

a man or boy who has a penis on their face or head

omg that man is such a "shlonk face"

by billy gouche September 11, 2008

Shlonk it silly style

To Shlonk it silly style is to give someone the most diabolically, mind boggling, jaw dropping, mind melting, back arching head. Similar to “slapping someone silly” but in a much more sexual manner. It you’re to shlonk it silly style/ be shlonked silly you will come out a whole new person

Person A- “dude, last night was crazy”
Person B- “why, what happened?”

Person A- “my partner said they’d *shlonk it silly style* and holy shit dude! Shit was the greatest experience of my life man”
Person B- “real”

by strainjacketcutiepatootie May 05, 2024