Durwin 

A total and complete failure due to someone's idiocy.

A play on Darwinism, with the deviation being that you *wish* natural selection would remove the person from the gene pool.

Don't worry, everyone pulls a Durwin from time to time.

Don't let him touch your computer, he's a complete durwin.

Durwin by ev0Lv3 December 14, 2008

Beer During 

The heroic and brave act of cracking open a bubbly while you lie on your back as someone performs sexual acts to you. It is an extreme display of profound laziness.

Wanna come over later so I can have a beer during?

Beer During by The Gosh Dang Bruin April 25, 2019

Dursing 

When you repeatedly hit someone offline

i kept dursing him because he was annoying

Dursing by OhhhBigDaddy May 19, 2020

Darwin Hoe 

Tayla😈

Person: "Who's that Darwin Hoe?"
Me: "That SEXY girl Tayla"
Person: "She made that phrase"

Darwin Hoe by bbybbybbybby:) November 25, 2019

Darin Durbin 

The methed out wimpy guy who sleeps with your girl while you are away.

Man dude, that guy's pulling a Darin Durbin on me. If I ever get a hold of him I'll rip him up.

Darin Durbin by BooglyWoogly July 20, 2020

darwin-proof 

To restrict access to a place to prevent someone from getting a Darwin Award by killing themselves with the sheer stupidity of their actions.

Friend 1: "Hey, did you hear about the amusement park ride closing?"
Friend 2: "Yeah, I heard that they had to darwin-proof it because some idiot broke the restraints for a selfie."

darwin-proof by SupaGamer2017 April 21, 2021

Darwin Outlaw

When someone is so stupid, and makes such dangerous life decisions they should have died. However they live on to make more bad choices.

This is a reference to those who accidentally kill themselves and are given the "darwin award" implying they died due to their lack of being evolved along with the remainder of the human race and their genes are being eliminated.

1) Can you believe he survived that fall? He is a total darwin outlaw.
2) I wish that darwin outlaw would be brought to justice.

Darwin Outlaw by clownsec December 17, 2014